Year 2739 — Dr Fauci : “It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside.”

“Preventive war is like committing suicide out of fear of death.”

Otto von Bismarck

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“There’s no point living, if you can’t feel alive.”

Elektra King — James Bond “The World Is Not Enough”

WASHINGTON, D.C.—An intercepted transmission that appears to be from the year 2739 shows footage of Dr. Anthony Fauci — or rather, just his head, which has been preserved in a jar.

In the video from the future, Fauci says it’s still not safe to go outside, go to movie theaters, or eat indoors.

“Honestly, even if you’ve been immunized and are quadruple-masking, per current recommendations, I don’t think I would risk it,” he said.

“Although we eradicated the virus some seven centuries ago, we can’t be too careful. We must remain vigilant.”

“If we let up even a little bit, we could end up right back where we were in 2020.”

Fauci also revealed that the alien invasion that occurred in 2471 was a “major setback” in the fight against the virus, as much of humanity refused to social distance while going to war against the creatures from the distant planet Graxon V.

“People were very careless during the War for Earth,” he said.

“We tried to get the troops to wear masks and such, but they continued to go outside and save humanity without the slightest care for COVID-19.”

Despite the grim outlook for the pandemic 700 years in the future, Fauci says he is optimistic that he will remain in the public spotlight at least until the heat death of the universe.

PS — The New York Times just published a long piece: Reaching ‘Herd Immunity’ Is Unlikely in the U.S., Experts Now Believe. The title says it all!

Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, the Biden administration’s top adviser on Covid-19, acknowledged the shift in experts’ thinking.

“People were getting confused and thinking you’re never going to get the infections down until you reach this mystical level of herd immunity, whatever that number is,” he said.

“That’s why we stopped using herd immunity in the classic sense,” he added.

“I’m saying: Forget that for a second. You vaccinate enough people, the infections are going to go down.”

Fauci has missed his true vocation. The ‘Good Doctor’ would have been a great clown!

“Even situations of great uncertainty require complete transparency and decisions that are logical and doable.”

Former MOSSAD Director Tamir Pardo (Interview about the COVID pandemic – Aug. 2020)

‘It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,’ Says Fauci’s Head In A Jar In Year 2739

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‘It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,’ Says Fauci’s Head In A Jar In Year 2739

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Year 2739 — Dr Fauci : “It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside.”

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