“The competing messages, according to officials in attendance, also reflect cultural differences between the FBI and the CIA. The bureau, true to its law enforcement roots, wants facts and tangible evidence to prove something beyond all reasonable doubt. The CIA is more comfortable drawing inferences from behavior.”
The Washington Post
April 12 2020. Thank God, it is Sunday. I hope you are well. Today, we could use a joke and what could be a better subject than John Brennan himself?
On May 23 2017, Republican Rep. Trey Gowdy asked former CIA director John Brennan what evidence he had provided to the FBI to catalyze its investigation of Trump-Russia collusion. Brennan replied: “I really don’t do evidence.”
Then, on Monday March 25 2019, a day after Attorney General William Barr released a summary of Mueller’s findings showing there was no evidence Trump or anyone close to him colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election, Brennan admitted he may have gotten it wrong. “I don’t know if I received bad information, but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was,” Brennan told MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”
There is no doubt in my mind that Brennan should be investigated for the role he played in the Russiagate hoax. But this is Sunday and, for now, let me tell you an old joke about John Brennan and James Comey. Follow us on Twitter: @INTEL_TODAY
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What are the differences between the FBI and the CIA? Short answer: CIA’s mission is to collect foreign intelligence overseas, where as FBI addresses domestic issues.
But, truth being told, the agencies mostly differ by their methodology. The following joke will make this point very clear.
FBI James Comey and CIA John Brennan decide to spend a much-needed vacation in Italy. Both men are amateur archaeologists and share a deep passion for the history of the Roman Empire.
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet in his garden, Comey found traces of a copper wire dating back 2000 years and came to the conclusion that the Roman Empire already had a telephone network.
He quickly passed the information to a few Congressmen.
A few days later, Fox News and the New York Times reported the extraordinary finding.
Not to be outdone by the FBI, John Brennan dug to a depth of 20 feet and found absolutely nothing.
Not the kind of man to be easily discouraged, John keeps on digging: 30 feet, 40 feet… And still, there is nothing.
Brennan leaks his finding to the Washington Post.
A few days later, the Post reported the following story: “The CIA has concluded that the Roman Empire had already gone wireless 2000 years ago.”
Former CIA Director John Brennan Testifies On Collusion With Russia
Published on May 23, 2017 — Former CIA director John Brennan testifies before the House Intelligence Committee on interactions between Trump campaign officials and the Russian government that warranted further investigation.
“I was convinced in the summer that the Russians were trying to interfere in the election,” he says.
“And they were very aggressive. It was a multi-faceted effort and I wanted to make sure that we were able to expose as much of that as possible.”
John Brennan: “I Don’t Know If I Received Bad Info…I Suspected There Was More Than There Actually Was.”
On Monday March 25 2019, a day after Attorney General William Barr released a summary of Mueller’s findings showing there was no evidence Trump or anyone close to him colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election, Brennan admitted he may have gotten it wrong.
“I don’t know if I received bad information, but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was,” Brennan told MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”
Former CIA Director John Brennan : “I really don’t do evidence.”
Former CIA Director John Brennan : “I really don’t do evidence.” [Joke]