“Lulu began to show signs that she wasn’t interested in detecting explosive odors. She was acting lazy, guessing where the odors are, and just showing a general disregard for whatever she was being taught. We made the decision to drop her from the program.”
CIA — Press Release (October 18 2017)
“I cannot talk about the 2016 incident. It is classified. I risk incarceration. I have a family. If you are contemplating whistleblowing … you’re going to sit there and say, ‘If I go through that system, it will not end well for me. I’m going to lose my career and I’m going to be financially devastated.’”
Former CIA K9 officer LULU — Email to Intel Today (April 1st 2020)
“On March 30 [2016], the CIA was notified that the explosive training material was found when the [school] bus was undergoing routine maintenance. CIA coordinated closely with local authorities and recovered the training material. To prevent such incidents from happening again, CIA has taken immediate steps to strengthen inventory and control procedures in its K-9 program. CIA will also conduct a thorough and independent review of CIA’s K-9 training program.”
CIA — Press Release (March 31 2016)
April 1st 2020 — In October 2017, the CIA issued a Press Release to announce that one of their youngest officers, only known as LULU, had been fired from the Agency after a poor performance review. In truth, LULU was a dedicated case-officer who bravely denounced the criminal incompetence of the CIA K9 hierarchy. Today, the truth can finally be told. We are glad to report that LULU is the laureate of the prestigious 2020 Sam Adams Award. Follow us on Twitter: @INTEL_TODAY Continue reading








